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Campaign 2006

post #1 of 4
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As the American election season winds down (or up, depending on how you look at it)--here's something to think about . . .

a cannibal is wandering the jungle around dinner time, and getting hungry, when he passes a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. He goes into the hut, sits down, and the waiter hands him the menu. He looks at the day's entrees:

Fried Missionary $14.00
Roasted Explorer 16.00
Baked Politician 100.00.

The cannibal is a little surprised at the price differential, so he calls the waiter over and asks him: "So, why's the politician so much more expensive?"

The waiter just shakes his head and says, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
post #2 of 4
funny .... at first ..

but tis' sooooooooooo true.
post #3 of 4
Shouldn't the price for baked politician be a bit lower. After all they're already half baked to begin with.
post #4 of 4
I'd think they would be worth less.

Taste's like weasel.
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