You will find mullets displayed here on specimens sporting Jack Daniels ballcaps, holding a can of low-quality beer (aka "swill") and standing proudly next to their re-built 1979 Pontiac Trans Am. Now and then, a Ford Ranchero or Chevy Camaro will be the "bad boy" of choice. Marlboros or Winstons are commonly found dangling from a corner of the mulletman's mouth.
Firearms are generally not far away. The skinny variety tends to earn a living dissecting motors of various purpose, while those of girth are found outside saloon doors, keeping out the riff-raff and the "Yankees." Sometimes they go far and earn handsome livings removing tires thirty weekends a year from the cars of NASCAR teams.
Billy Ray Cyrus was the first inductee into the Mullet Hall of Fame. At this point he remains the only member.
For a long time Davy Crockett was thought to have originated the mullet until it was discovered the "hair in back" part was only the tail of the squirrel from which he'd made his cap.the difference between hair and a hat...
for more on the mulletsurprise, see my high school yearbook. (if you dare.)
Also, come to next year's Bear gathering and meet Gonz; he sports a Mull.[ April 04, 2003, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: ryan ]