post #1 of 1
Thread Starter 
While walking through the Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious the man says, "Well, OK." He wrapped
his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With
this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his
wallet, jewelry, and car keys, stripped him naked, and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his
head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently
behind the ear, and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."