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post #31 of 44
FKNA classic, the pine was a funny coincidence:

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Matt George's Office party. It was Greg Rhoads who spiked the punch with too much Gin. I can't help it if I drank 71 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Pine.
I thought it was funny when I put Josh Matta's ski boot on my head and danced the congo on the bed while singing `The Unforgiven'. I didn't mean to break Matt George's iPod and don't know why Matt George would accuse me of speeding.
I don't remember calling Bill Gomez's wife a idiotic horse---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Claudia's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my BMW M5 through my neighbor's theatre room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a insane dog and have me arrested for rape!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all long and stiff. And I'm really not to blame for any of this unforgiving stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and hastily yours,
Greg (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 93 bucks!
post #32 of 44
Recently I've been accused of being naughty. But I still think I'm in Santa's good graces.
Do you think he'll bring me these?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...keT rack=true
post #33 of 44
I've had a good year, new kid on the way, new apartment, new job soon. All I want is the greenlight to go catskiing in BC before the new job starts. With my wife pregnant and pretty nauseous (and a 3-year old and two pooches to take care of in my absence) this might be a tall order...
post #34 of 44
Volkl S5 in 168 to add to the quiver. Figure it'll be a great Eastern ski. I really miss that "slalom type" as I've been on do everything types for the last few years.
Hope Santawife has read my letter!
Good holidays to all!!
post #35 of 44
Well, Santa waved at me while he was skiing at Stevens pass this last weekend. I must be on his good list (Okay, I waved first and with my goggles and helmet he may well have mistaken me for the neighbor). However, the fact that he was skiing at Stevens Pass must mean that there are a lot of good boys and girls in the PNW this year and that he will be bringing even more snow for all well behaved to enjoy.
post #36 of 44
Don't do the Christmas gift exchange thing.......but I could really use new boots..... :
post #37 of 44
Five feet of fresh pow-pow
post #38 of 44
I've been very bad all year.As a result I 'm hoping to be banished for the next 3 months to Blue River, B.C. home of Mike Wiegle.
post #39 of 44
An end to that mess in Irac oh and more snow although it's dumping here today!
post #40 of 44
I told Santa skip the presents, just give he list of Naughty Girls.

Each year, instead of a single stocking,
I hang up a pair of panty hose.
I keep hoping for an appropriate fill but all I get is twice as much candy and oranges and mustache wax.
post #41 of 44
I just want cold weather. Cold enough to make snow... I'll even add that if I had to I would ski Blue Mountain if they were the only ones able to make snow.
post #42 of 44
Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
Phil (Really a nice Boy!) P.S. It's only 178 bucks
Phil, it's all a ploy to raise $$ for more ski toys. We're on to you.

All I really want is a pair of Fisher RX 8's, 170 cm, with Railflex bindings.

That, and perfect boots for my long-suffering wife, who makes me happy when she's happy.
post #43 of 44
An 06/07 Colorado pass was my christmas present this year. Christmas came early and will continue through april - it's the gift that keeps on giving
post #44 of 44
Some snow would be nice. Then some new boots to use it. I'll take care of the rest.
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