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Fake Boobs in Summit County

post #1 of 26
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I just happened to come across this on this website:

http://music.westword.com/Issues/199.../feature4.html

Best Boob Man
Dr. James Bachman
Frisco Medical Center
Life in Colorado's high country hasn't been so tranquil for women with breast implants. For years their complaints could hardly be heard above the din of weird sloshing noises coming from their chests. Many became so upset that they canceled their Colorado vacations. So in the interest of saving the local economy, a doctor at the Frisco Medical Center put his ear to the grindstone to find out what was causing the sounds. Dr. James Bachman discovered that, for many full-figured visitors, traveling from a low to a high altitude displaces the air dissolved in saline implants; the movement makes the noises. The condition isn't dangerous, and the sloshing sounds eventually stop. Travelers can now breast in peace.



So dudes, in case you don't know, really slim hips and thigh accompanied by big, immoveable boobs probably spell IMPLANTS. But if you couldn't figure that out, now you can listen to the sounds!
post #2 of 26
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Originally Posted by Lisamarie View Post
I just happened to come across this on this website:

http://music.westword.com/Issues/199.../feature4.html

Best Boob Man
Dr. James Bachman
Frisco Medical Center
Life in Colorado's high country hasn't been so tranquil for women with breast implants. For years their complaints could hardly be heard above the din of weird sloshing noises coming from their chests. Many became so upset that they canceled their Colorado vacations. So in the interest of saving the local economy, a doctor at the Frisco Medical Center put his ear to the grindstone to find out what was causing the sounds. Dr. James Bachman discovered that, for many full-figured visitors, traveling from a low to a high altitude displaces the air dissolved in saline implants; the movement makes the noises. The condition isn't dangerous, and the sloshing sounds eventually stop. Travelers can now breast in peace.



So dudes, in case you don't know, really slim hips and thigh accompanied by big, immoveable boobs probably spell IMPLANTS. But if you couldn't figure that out, now you can listen to the sounds!
I'l have to remember this the next time Colorado skiers complain about the East's man-made snow.
post #3 of 26
do they also wear the latest in German support bra's for their problem ?? " Der Stopemfromfloppen "
post #4 of 26
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I'l have to remember this the next time Colorado skiers complain about the East's man-made snow.
HEy, but wait! It's not the Colorado chicks who have the fake boobs. It's the chicks from the East who can afford them!
post #5 of 26
I can assure you the following comment is true from my Colorado (formerly from the midwest) wife after reading this:

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Guess I won't have that problem mine are REAL
post #6 of 26
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So dudes, in case you don't know, really slim hips and thigh accompanied by big, immoveable boobs probably spell IMPLANTS.....

And that would be a problem...why?



Heh....

post #7 of 26
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And that would be a problem...why?

The bends.

No diving 'til further notice.
post #8 of 26
How many fluid ounces are you allowed to carry on a US airline?
post #9 of 26

fake boobs

and i thought the fake boobs were at another web-site
post #10 of 26
At least we don't have any of those in Aspen!!!!
post #11 of 26
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At least we don't have any of those in Aspen!!!!
yea right! :
post #12 of 26
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At least we don't have any of those in Aspen!!!!
. . . and you know this for a fact, because . . . (PLEASE tell me you know! We can talk about the "how" at ESA.)
post #13 of 26
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. . . and you know this for a fact, because . . . (PLEASE tell me you know! We can talk about the "how" at ESA.)
cuz he's a sly fox and keeps his eyes open.
If there is more I want to know too.
Got a side business in the summer studying women's issues for fun and profit ???
post #14 of 26
I'm in charge of the screening process! We do careful weight and tissue analysis.

Actually Aspen is known widely for its eye candy silicon addiction. There are stories. (But I don't know them.)

(How did I get into this thread?)
post #15 of 26
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do they also wear the latest in German support bra's for their problem ?? " Der Stopemfromfloppen "
lmao
post #16 of 26
Would've never thought bewbs would prevent someone from skiing I want to hear the sloshing!
post #17 of 26
You should theoretically get the same effect in your beer if it was bottled at a lower altitude

Question is: #1 if they went high enough would their boobs explode?
AND #2 could you still drink your beer while you watch and see?
post #18 of 26
Weems summers in Miami.

Google .... phony breast exams ..

door to door ...
post #19 of 26
Shhh. I don't want anyone to know about my side business in Aspen.
post #20 of 26
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really slim hips and thigh accompanied by big, immoveable boobs probably spell IMPLANTS
umm, i dont care.
post #21 of 26
interesting read LM, and the funny thing was I actually had a student last year who was affraid to ski becuase she thought she'd pop here implants falling. That was an interesting lesson to say the least.
post #22 of 26
mine are real!! The sloshing sound is my 12 pack abs
post #23 of 26
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mine are real!! The sloshing sound is my 12 pack abs
Or as my favorite t-shirt says "That's not a beer gut. It's a protective coating for my rock-hard abs!
post #24 of 26
This thread is worthless without photos.... ; )>

L
post #25 of 26
ya know - I'm getting tired of people discriminating against women with so-called fake boobs. And just why are they considered fake huh? I mean, it's just modern technology applied to an age-old problem er uh issue that I uh ... what were we talking about again? Sorry I got distracted thinking about Pamela Anderson
post #26 of 26
Where are all the male 'implants'? Women sure get 'short' changed.
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