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In light of Current events in DC......

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who are the best patients
to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians
Are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he

"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the #### are interchangeable."