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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.


When the plate was passed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned, and added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he began laughing and eventually almost split his sides with laughter.


Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."


Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."