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post #31 of 132
9/22/06 at 10:40am

Should I make the decision now?

I am going to have to think about that....

And in making my final decision I have to weigh both options by doing them until I decide...

I'm still thinking...

Still thinking...

Get back to me in a few years and I will let you know...

May be still thinking then....
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post #32 of 132
9/22/06 at 10:43am
my point is there are consequences to all decisions - too much of a good thing can kill you!

I know - defeats the purpose of the exercise but I live in the real world here
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post #33 of 132
9/22/06 at 12:40pm
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Originally Posted by cabrown317 View Post
....But your hands are your only companions at the end of the day.
Are there any limitations on how you can use your ski gloves???
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post #34 of 132
9/22/06 at 2:49pm
hey mogaljunkie

life changes when you hit a certain age. my wife doesnt look the same as when we met. the kids were born and she is out of control and skiing keeps me out of trouble
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post #35 of 132
9/22/06 at 6:41pm
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Originally Posted by ski freak View Post
hey mogaljunkie
I guess i'm crazy, and yes I also choose skiing.

Skiing anywhere and anyday I want, not some tiny local hill all the time, Skiing it is

I've only been married for 10 years, but maybe I've had terrible sex partner all with life. : (No, I didn't)
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post #36 of 132
9/22/06 at 10:13pm
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Originally Posted by madmanmlh View Post
being a virgin, ill take skiing. my hands are my only friends at this point anyway

im in college, is there something wrong with the above?
Yes.
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post #37 of 132
9/22/06 at 10:15pm
I'm going with skiing. One could argue that with all that skiing, there would be no energy.
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post #38 of 132
9/22/06 at 10:32pm
madman, weren't you the one who skis in a one piece? For the life of me, I can't imagine why you would be having trouble meeting women.
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post #39 of 132
9/23/06 at 2:50am
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Originally Posted by madmanmlh View Post
is there something wrong with the above?
Actually you sound like a normal ski junkie, with his priorities in order.

I think you've got the right idea!
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post #40 of 132
9/23/06 at 2:55am
We talking only snow skiing or water skiing too ?
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post #41 of 132
9/23/06 at 7:31am
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Uncle Louie View Post
We talking only snow skiing or water skiing too ?
You can water ski, but the anywhere anytime rule only applies to snow. I've actually never been water skiing though. How does it compare?
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post #42 of 132
9/23/06 at 8:03am

B. would have to be my choice.

Tough question you ask.
B. would have to be my choice.

Since having lots of sex that has resulted in 2 babies in the last 3 years I would say that sex has reduced my skiing. It's time to take back control.
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post #43 of 132
9/23/06 at 8:23am
skiing = waist deep powder every day = B for sure
skiing groomers = A
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post #44 of 132
9/23/06 at 9:25am
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Originally Posted by cabrown317 View Post
You can water ski, but the anywhere anytime rule only applies to snow. I've actually never been water skiing though. How does it compare?

Easy....picture snowboarding on water being towed at 30 (or better MPH)
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post #45 of 132
9/23/06 at 9:30am

damn it.

At this time in my life I say sex....

ask me when I'm marryed for 40 years I'll say skiing.
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post #46 of 132
9/23/06 at 9:34am

Why choose when you can have both...

...at the same time? (Don't make me start telling stories from Summit County in the 70s...)
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post #47 of 132
9/23/06 at 1:02pm
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Originally Posted by Alex65 View Post
My wife said she'll take the skiing.
Should I be offended?
At least your wife skis.
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post #48 of 132
9/23/06 at 1:09pm
I will take skiing over sex, my wife is cool with me skiing all over the place...
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post #49 of 132
9/23/06 at 1:09pm
Okay, how about this for a day one choice:

Alta:

http://alta.com/Newsite/images/picoftheday/012206.jpg

OR

Ms. Yesica Toscanini, SI swimsuit model:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...toscanini.html
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post #50 of 132
9/23/06 at 1:21pm
No contest!
I'll take the model. Alta is within reach, easily attainable by just about anyone with good credit.
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post #51 of 132
9/23/06 at 1:37pm
Skiing, no contest. Who needs sex when you can ski everyday from opening to close at the best mountains? When would you have time to do the dirty deed? Coudl I ski with whomever I want to?

And some things don't register as "being sex" to me, while being very fun .
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post #52 of 132
9/23/06 at 2:03pm
haha, it was only once. And i got a lot of compliments from the ski chicks that warm day. Only then to explode the damned thing.

being in college i have a facebook account, and in facebook there is a group called "just because i slept with you last night doesnt mean i have to ski with you today"
im waiting to join...
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post #53 of 132
9/23/06 at 2:13pm

I be a

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Originally Posted by cabrown317 View Post
Ok here's the situation.
You can either A) Have sex whenever you want with whomever you want, but never ski again, or B) Ski wherever you want whenever you want, but never have sex again? Which do you pick?
I be a cheatin mofo!
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post #54 of 132
9/23/06 at 5:52pm
It'd be interesting to see responses broken-down by age and gender.

Under age 35, no contest - it's gotta be sex. It's a genetic mandate - Nature DEMANDS that you seek fems and propegate. No excuses.

Past age 35, Mother Nature eases off. You're still in the gene pool, but reproduction is not longer the primary function. Hence: "B".

The idea of surfing soft, silky powder each day is remarkably akin to womanly charms. Tough choice.
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post #55 of 132
9/23/06 at 5:59pm
Madman, we have not forgot but we think our wives have. I picking skiing.
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post #56 of 132
9/23/06 at 6:11pm
My wife looked over my shoulder & said: "A"

What the hell is that suppose to mean?

I said "At least when I'm skiing, I'm not thinking of something else!"

of course, she wasn't in the room anymore
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post #57 of 132
9/23/06 at 6:14pm
I'd say B .
Then cheat on my skiing and then beg forgiveness to my skis and continue skiing until..........Oh the shame
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post #58 of 132
9/23/06 at 10:24pm
Yeah this question is flawed the whomever you want part is the deal breaker....the possibilities are endless, I would be so busy in the bedroom every day that I would not have the time nor the energy to ski ever again....and it would be ok by me all things considered.
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post #59 of 132
9/23/06 at 10:51pm
This thread is Hilarious
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post #60 of 132
9/24/06 at 1:20am
Sex
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