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Skiing or Sex

post #1 of 132
Thread Starter 
Ok here's the situation.
You can either A) Have sex whenever you want with whomever you want, but never ski again, or B) Ski wherever you want whenever you want, but never have sex again? Which do you pick?
post #2 of 132
Where would I be skiing?
post #3 of 132
Honestly, I'd have to go with a)

I mean, skiing is amazing and wonderful and all...but being relegated to interweb pr0n for a life is cruel.
post #4 of 132
I'd have to select option (A)

Able to have sex any time I want with "whomever" I want?? oh man I'd be set.
post #5 of 132
It may be interesting to see the male/ female breakdown of responses to this question.
post #6 of 132
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Alex65 View Post
Where would I be skiing?
Sky's the limit. Zermatt one day, Squaw the next. Basically wherever you want whenever you want. But your hands are your only companions at the end of the day.
post #7 of 132
My skis have never gotten angry at me for not calling the next day.

My skis have never put on a short skirt and knee high boots.

Its a toss-up.
post #8 of 132
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Originally Posted by cabrown317 View Post
Sky's the limit. Zermatt one day, Squaw the next. Basically wherever you want whenever you want. But your hands are your only companions at the end of the day.

Kinda reminds me of being a teenager (without the skiing option)
post #9 of 132
Why can't anyone ever ask to make a choice between skiing and work.:
post #10 of 132
Actually I had a boss that did just that. I was going on a big ski trip (see other post) and explained to the boss(big corporation-not a small business) that next year I would be taking from Nov to Feb off without pay... He said "You can't"
I said. "I don't think we are on the same page here...I am telling you I will not be here between Nov and Feb, what we are discussing is whether I will be working here when I come back or working somewhere else".. He still didn't get it until November came around.
post #11 of 132
Please see my ski liquidation sale in the sale/swap forum.

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Actually I had a boss that did just that. I was going on a big ski trip (see other post) and explained to the boss(big corporation-not a small business) that next year I would be taking from Nov to Feb off without pay... He said "You can't"
I had the opposite happen. I was working for a large corp. that fell on hard times, they had the bright idea to save money by forcing employees to take vacation. Since I travelled all around the country, all the time for work, virtually on constant vacation, I accumulated 10 weeks of vacation. I also just broke up with my SO. My boss called me into the office at the end of November and asked that I take some vacation, I asked how much? he said at least 3 weeks, I said how about I see you in February? I left debt free with money in the bank, and came back 10 weeks later with every credit card maxxed, and a smile plastered on my face. I travelled from mountain to mountain booking a room when I got there. I remember one morning I awoke at 6 am, vaguely remembering the clerk saying breakfast was at 7 when I checked in trashed at 2am. I looked out my window at a beautiful mountain, and had no idea what mountain it was. On my way to breakfast, I got the strangest look from someone in the hall when I asked him where I was. YES, I was at lift opening.
post #12 of 132
My wife said she'll take the skiing.
Should I be offended?
post #13 of 132
skiing. OK, so it only lasts for 5-6 hours a day, but apart from that, I can't see any down side...
post #14 of 132

So I can't ski

Snowboarding is almost as fun.
post #15 of 132
I'd have to go with the skiing, Ive been married to long and don't get much anymore. I'd be totally hooped without being able to ski.
post #16 of 132
How about alternating years? Until I get too old to do IT.
post #17 of 132
Skiing. I am in the same boat as ski freak.
post #18 of 132
I predict this thread will have multiple pages
post #19 of 132
Hmmm, I usually ski alone...sooo....
post #20 of 132
How about having sex while skiing.
post #21 of 132
So after getting some in the gondola, I could ski down then, right?

I like the way Nolo thinks.
post #22 of 132
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
How about having sex while skiing.

That requires a very precise pole plant.
post #23 of 132
I'm married, so no change, except that I get to go skiing wherever whenever??? I'm goin' skiing!
post #24 of 132
I really love to ski, but I'm in college so this is a no contest.
post #25 of 132
Well I have neither since I am married with a kid. But I'll take it anyway - my life's not so bad. It's all about balance (some of those folks would have STDs presumably, as would I after a short period, and eventually skiing all the time would lead to injuries).

BUT ... between the two I'd have to say A. Then take up snowboarding ... never said anything about that !
post #26 of 132
I would take the skiing but there would have to be some kind of an out, like if I had an injury that made it impossible to ski anymore.

Oral sex doesn't count right?
post #27 of 132
Hmmm.. sex is a great fantasy... skiing seems more real.

Sometimes while skiing, the thought occurred to me that is was as good as sex. I suppose that is why the question came up.

Too bad sex isn't as good as skiing. When you want, where you want...

Of course I have to pay for skiing... perhaps a lesson there.
post #28 of 132
Reminds me of a poster I once saw. It was of a group of nuns holding skiis on a ski hill. The caption said "They say it is the second best thing, but we wouldn't know".
post #29 of 132
You guys who picked skiing are nuts! Have you been married so long that you've forgotten what it feels like when you first kiss a woman or see her naked or do some of those other things that men and women do when they find themselves in bed together for the first time? Maybe your brains need to suppress these memories in order to keep from going insane.
post #30 of 132
being a virgin, ill take skiing. my hands are my only friends at this point anyway

im in college, is there something wrong with the above?
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