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A man was in a Wal-Mart in Valdosta Georgia buying a large bag of Purina for his Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A nosey woman behind him asked if he had a dog. ( Hunh? )

On impulse, he told her that no, he was starting The Purina Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time he was on this diet. But, he'd lost 50 pounds before he awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms. He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that works, is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so therefore, he was going to try it again.

It should be mentioned here, that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with his story, particularly a tall guy behind the nosey woman. Horrified, she asked if he'd been poisoned and was that why he was in the hospital.

He said no.....he'd been sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him.

The tall guy almost had to be carried out the door.