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A man goes into a supermarket and while walking down one of the aisles. A stunning blonde woman at the end of the aisle waves at him and says, "Hello!"

He's rather taken back, because he doesn't recognize her and can't place how he knows her. So he asks, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."

Quite nervous now, he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful... so he walks up to her and asks,

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that had sex with me on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me?"

Trying to hold in a laugh, she said,

"No... I'm your son's math teacher."
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