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post #31 of 36
Now that's scary! That would make people in my profession, as well as our beloved ski pros, neandothals! YIKES!
post #32 of 36
Some tie anecdotes: At Smuggler's Notch, we have Charlie, who is 75+ years old and skis all the time, for free, of course, and he's quite good. He actually wears a tie when he skis. This last Saturday was our end-of-season ski patrol party which was all that you can imagine, with free beer, free steaks and salmon, provided by the resort. Well, the tradition is that we all wear ties on the slopes on party day to show solidarity with Charlie. I started work at this particular salt mine a couple of years ago and the requirement is: tie. My main squeeze is a quilter and had accumulated many dozens of ties, because there is a quilt pattern that uses ties. Well, when I started at this new place, she hauled the box of ties out of the attic and started a program of dressing me in the morning. Also, she frequents the local Salvation Army for fabric and used clothes. The Sally-Ann has ties for $.50, so she usually picks up a couple every time she goes. As a result, I have, literally, over a hundred ties to choose from and typically wear a different tie each day. Each day the people at work check out my new offering, so I am a little ray of tie sunshine to start their day. I also have brought in a few dozen ties to the office, so many of my coworkers don't put on a tie when they dress in the morning, they arrive tieless and the young clerk in our section chooses a tie for them. Many bristle at having to wear one and I can sympathize because they are an enforced conformity, but they do break up the monotony of the male chest.

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Take note that all the tongues stick out at the same time. In fact, the tongues across all postings stick their tongues at the same time.
post #33 of 36
You gotta have lots of ties for different occasions. For example, I wear my McLaren F1 tie the Friday before every Grand Prix.
post #34 of 36
What an astute observation. How long did it take you to figure that out? And on whose time?(former employer talking)
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Do the eyes roll together too?
I guess they do. : [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Now, how about tongues and eyes?
Isn't boredom wonderful?

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ April 08, 2002 08:43 AM: Message edited 1 time, by SLATZ ]</font>
post #35 of 36
lisakaz (and anyone else who's faintly intrigued by the finer points of the weird British psyche), have a look at this from Scotland's Sunday Herald. It sums it all up quite nicely. (There's other stuff on the site about the less cuddly side of the Queen Mum if you have a delve.)

By the way Frances, one complete 100 carat head case went round FIFTEEN times. That's 15 queues of up to 12 hours to see the same coffin containing the same dead 101-year-old royal. The head case's target had been 101 times (duh) but she was intercepted by officials and led away...

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post #36 of 36
Sorry, just can't resist hijacking Todd's thread into a health and fitness rant! Can't help it. This is who i am.

if you are stuck being an office drone, you need to look at this site: http://ronjones.org/ergonomics.html
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