I used that signature for a while, but I change them every now and then to keep things fresh. The quote was:
|Apparently, a person who dives headfirst down an icy cliff wearing a spandex jumpsuit is supposed to celebrate with a nice glass of tea.
You've got to love a man who can jump on a trampoline wearing a cheerleader's outfit in front of a film crew, let a magazine print a feature article about some major personal problems that pretty much laid his whole life out for everyone to see and says things that need to be said even when it's not quite politically correct. Given his past amount of drinking, his perspective on life is amazingly clear. His ability to keep things simple yet still add color makes his commentary most entertaining.