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Intelligence question....

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George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks
her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns, "But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You
just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please
send The Prime Minister in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty...."

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your
mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That
would be me!"

"Yes! Very good!" says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush calls in vice president,
Dick Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother
and your father have a child. It's not your brother
and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get
back to you on that one."

Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but
none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in
the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in
the next stall. Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer
this for me? Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak
with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the
answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily
yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
post #2 of 3
to me the intelligence test part is this: http://forums.epicski.com/showthread...in+powell%2 2
the same joke in the random humor section that someone also replied to.
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Yeah, what goes around comes around.
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