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Blonde Test

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Edited by Trekchick - 6/3/13 at 12:18pm
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In my book that would get 100. Just for properly answering the question. Now, if the question was solve for X.
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Originally Posted by trekchick
I married a blonde .
She upheld the blonde credo well. I thought it was kinda cute.

They get so mad if you say anything
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Terry loved it. So did my girls. Of course, Rachel (our 12-year-old) solved for x, too, just to prove how blond she is...
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Rachel came up with x=2???

its six!!!!! ;-)
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Originally Posted by SirMack
Rachel came up with x=2???

That's impressive - she even converted it to inches!
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer???

There's white out on the screen.
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How do you drown a blonde???

Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool.
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Originally Posted by SirMack
Rachel came up with x=2???

its six!!!!! ;-)
Her math (and spelling!) is better than yours... Want to check again?
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A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
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