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post #31 of 37
My dad owns a honda repair shop, I work for him and answer phones.

I hate when people call up and I ask them what kinda of car they have they reply to me. "honda' Oh really, I would of never of thought.

Another thing that happens down here is when I am working on my car in the off hours of the weekend people allways have to come in ask me where to drop the keys off....maybe the Key drop slot exactly where your dumbass would of dropped of the keys in hte first place.

Another thing that bugs me alot is people who cut the double yellow lines on the road while turning, I have actually ran people down and screamed at them after almost being hit by them. I drive for pleasure alot and people like this dont relize how deadly there laziness can become. It gets really bad on the LLCC road people need to slow down if their fat ass SUV cant make the turn. Before creaming me in my GSR.
post #32 of 37
In the winter, we thaw water lines. I always want to crack up when someone calls and says.
"Can you unthaw my water line?"
post #33 of 37

Dumb

1st, Highway sign on Donner Summit "Slippery when ICY" "Caution" - no s#&#.

2nd. Heard in a Sacrameno Calif Ski Shop: "I didn't go skiing today because it so foggy" Clue: Fog in the Sacrmento Valley guarantees beautiful conditions in Tahoe.


3rd. "I didn't go skiing today the weatherman said........." Who the hell listens to what a weather person says - they're wrong all the time. Go!
post #34 of 37
'I love everybody'.

Bullshit. You love the stinky biker that just flipped you off? Tell me another lie.

And speaking of summer and body odor...... don't you want to ask some people if they have a SHOWER where they sleep, because they reek of BO? You're standing in line behind these pigs and you're gagging. They leave the aisle in the grocery and you can still smell them.

How long does it take to smell like that? I've never been there..........ever.
post #35 of 37
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Pugliese
"The Proud Parent" bumper stickers. Hate them.
I saw one of those I really liked on the back of an old camoflaged Ford Bronco in Denver last year. It said..

"MY KID beat up your honor student" That one was kind of touching !
post #36 of 37
Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Louie
I saw one of those I really liked on the back of an old camoflaged Ford Bronco in Denver last year. It said..

"MY KID beat up your honor student" That one was kind of touching !
Even better...

"My kid got your honor student pregnant"

I still like...

"My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor Student"
post #37 of 37
"My Rat Terrier is Smarter than Your Honor Student"
EDIT: FOUL Phil, Yours wasn't there when I was typing.
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