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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGH! T YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech! Support
post #2 of 5
Sounds like its a PC. Too much needed aftermarket upgrades. Get a mac!:
post #3 of 5
Mac would have the same application problems.
I suggest you install Romance 8.0 and use it to control any other applications. This program will have override authority over any other programs or there will be a terminal shutdown . To be avoided at all costs
post #4 of 5
There's are a couple of fixes. One is called DailyWildMonkeyLove v.4.5, the other is QuitYerBitchin v.9. The two, when working together will usually fix all the issues.
post #5 of 5
That's what happens when you don't read the brochure or listen to the "good" advice given before you committed to the contract.

Whoever told you that courting 1.0 is the same program as marriage 1.0 really set you up bad. Hope your ready for for marriage 2.0 and all the upgrades and changes you can look forward to. Checking into communication 1.0 and compromising 1.0 might help.
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