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Husband and wife were speaking about wifes upcoming birthday.

Huband: "Dear, I can't imagine what you might enjoy for your Birthday! I was thinking perhaps a trip to the pacific? We can start in Hong Kong, and go anywhere from there! End in Hawaii for two weeks and come home."

W: "No, I don't want to travel that much."

H: "OK then, perhaps I could buy you a villa in the south of France, and we can holiday for the entire summer without all that fussing with the travel."

W: "No, I'm not interested in living out of country."

H: "Well, you already have a car and driver, so perhaps you could give me a clue."

W: "I'd like a divorce, darling."

Husband thinks and says: "Sorry, honey, I was not planning on spending *that* much".