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Life's cycle

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I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 Months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off...

as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

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Work on this! Work on this! There has to be a way?
post #3 of 3
Hello Mork! Nanu Nanu. How does that life cycle work on Ork again??
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