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Older But Not Wiser

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>Older but not Wiser
>
>A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend
>$15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she
>stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the
>clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
>
>"About 32," is the reply.
>
>"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
>
>A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
>the very same question.
>
>The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
>
>The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
>
>Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
>on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints
>and asks the clerk this burning question.
>
>The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
>
>Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
>
>While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next
>to her the same question.
>
>He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
>young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds
>very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
>Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
>
>They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
>best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
>
>He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
>very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he
>gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them
>against each other.
>
>After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am
>I?"
>
>He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
>says, "Madam, you are 50."
>
>Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you
>tell?"
>
>The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
>
>"I promise I won't." she says.
>
>"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
post #2 of 3
That is funny . Nice joke
post #3 of 3
Would you like fries with that?
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