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Not for the Politically Correct

post #1 of 14
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Miss Johnson is a first grade school teacher. She has just put a frech plate of chocolate chip cookies on her desk as the kids are coming in from recess.

The first child in the room is Sally. Miss Johnson turns to Sally and tells her that she has some cookies and that if Sally can go to the chaulkboard and spell a word correctly, she can have one.

Miss Johnson asks Sally what she did during recess and Sally replies, I played in the sandbox with Billy.

Miss Johnson says, Sally that sounds like fun. If you can spell SAND correctly I will give you a cookie. Sally goes to the chaulkboard and writes S-A-N-D.

Very good, Sally, says Miss Johnson and hands her a cookie.

The next child in the room is Billy. Miss Johnson says to Bill, Sally told me that you played in the sandbox with her at recess. Billy nods. Well Bill, Miss Johnson says, if you can go to the chaulkboard and spell the word BOX correctly you can have a cookie.

Billy goes to the chaulkboard and writes B-O-X.

Very good, Billy, says Miss Johnson and hands him a cookie.

The third child into the room is Ahmed. Ahmed is crying and a bit dirty. Miss Johnson goes to him and exclaims, Ahmed what's the matter?

Ahmed replies that at recess he tried to go play in the sandbox with Sally and Billy but when he got close they threw rocks and sand at him.

Miss Johnson shakes her head and says, Oh Ahmed I am sorry. That sounds like blatent racial discrimination to me. Well it's ok, I have cookies for everyone who can go to the chaulkboard and spell words correctly.

And, if you can spell BLATENT RACIAL DISCRIMINATION correctly you can have a cookie.
post #2 of 14
Now klkaye i want you to go to the chalkboard and spell chalkboard . If you can't i am going to give your cookie to Ahmed.
post #3 of 14

ahhhh ... klkaye ...

Up against the sandbox sucker ... :

f-r-e-s-h = fresh

b-l-a-t-a-n-t = blatant

c-h-a-l-k-b-o-a-r-d = chalkboard

Put your cookie down! Step away from the cookie! I repeat, step away from the cookie!

post #4 of 14
The spelling errors are ok. It's a British version, with British humOur!
post #5 of 14
I'm still giving his cookie to Ahmed
post #6 of 14
His cookie? Who is "his"?
post #7 of 14
klkaye .I made him part of his joke . He is in the class now.Spelling in a foreign language , Can you believe that?
post #8 of 14
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Originally Posted by Bonni
The spelling errors are ok. It's a British version, with British humOur!

It's not a British version - cause we call them "blackboards" (due to their coloUr)
post #9 of 14
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Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat
It's not a British version - cause we call them "blackboards" (due to their coloUr)
We call them both blackboards and chalkboards. I remember in the old days of school blackboards were actually black. Then they came out with green. Couldn't call them a blackboard then, and greenboard, naw it ain't the same. So chalkboard cause you write with chalk on them.

Now that we have dry erase boards, I'm hearing the term whiteboard. Or more genericly, board.

You find blackboards in auditoriums.

My father always has said that the term auditorium comes from the latin. Audio to hear, toro, the bull.
post #10 of 14
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Originally Posted by GarryZ
klkaye .I made him part of his joke . He is in the class now.Spelling in a foreign language , Can you believe that?
Must be a relatively unknown dialect of Americanch. No offence intended for our British brothers
post #11 of 14
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Originally Posted by GarryZ
klkaye .I made him part of his joke ....?
him's a her!:
post #12 of 14
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Originally Posted by skier_j
him's a her!:
Doh! Sorry. NOT AGAIN?
post #13 of 14
Never assume the person behind the moniker is a he, GarryZ. Even with my name, I had a few people call me 'he'!!!
post #14 of 14
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Originally Posted by Bonni
Never assume the person behind the moniker is a he, GarryZ. Even with my name, I had a few people call me 'he'!!!
Definetly words to post by.
She used to put her name in the sig line .I noticed when i looked at old threads
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