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making 56 Million people happy

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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."
post #2 of 11
Hey, post this where it belongs.........in Community news!
post #3 of 11
Nice joke .I love current event jokes.Especially when there is a prevailing ring of truth to them
post #4 of 11
[ knock, knock] We are from the Department of Fatherland, oh I mean Homeland, Security. Please come with us. You will love Cuba this time of year.
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Originally Posted by tief schnee
[ knock, knock] We are from the Department of Fatherland, oh I mean Homeland, Security. Please come with us. You will love Cuba this time of year.
Don't worry, your safe as long as you don't tell that joke on your cell phone (quest customers excluded).
post #6 of 11
DOH! I thought it said "making 56 million people HIPPY", and was wondering where all the acid would come from.
post #7 of 11
McDonalds and Burger King are making 56 million people hippy right now, no need for acid.
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Originally Posted by Whiteroom
McDonalds and Burger King are making 56 million people hippy right now, no need for acid.
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post #9 of 11
Hippy, as in FAT, wide at the hips. Hippy.

See originally he said hAppy, then you made a joke out of changing it to hIppy so I changed the meaning of hippy from druggy to fat person. A pun off a pun.
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Originally Posted by Whiteroom
Hippy, as in FAT, wide at the hips. Hippy.

See originally he said hAppy, then you made a joke out of changing it to hIppy so I changed the meaning of hippy from druggy to fat person. A pun off a pun.
Good one.
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Originally Posted by Whiteroom
McDonalds and Burger King are making 56 million people hippy right now, no need for acid.
Well played old chap, well played.

/golf clap.
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