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post #61 of 307

Another Braveheart....

Oddly enough, taken out of my quote line.

William Wallace's father:

"I know you can carve, it's the steeps that make us men."

"I know you can fight, it's our wits that make us men."
post #62 of 307

Animal House

: Seasons over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Season's not over until we decide it is! Was the season over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on! AAAAEEEEEGGGHHHH!!
post #63 of 307
We'll always have Snowbird.
post #64 of 307
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Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Harald Harb's okay, he's a skier, he's in Vail, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.
post #65 of 307
Vecini: "He's carving!"

Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means..."
post #66 of 307
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Austin Powers

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have skis with frickin' sharp edges! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Metrons.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated Metrons.
Dr. Evil: Are they B5's?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start
post #67 of 307
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Mystery Men

the heroes talk about hero recruits]
The Blue Raja: Well, there's Alfonse.
Mr. Furious: Who?
The Blue Raja: Alfonse.
The Shoveller: Yeah, I've heard of this guy. He's a big skier up North.
Mr. Furious: What's his power?
The Blue Raja: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
Mr. Furious: That's his power, he's mysterious?
The Blue Raja: He's TERRIBLY mysterious, actually.
The Shoveller: Yeah, plus he can cut moguls in half with his mind.
post #68 of 307

GlennGarry Glen Ross

These are the new skis. These are the Stockli Skis. To you, these are gold; you do not get these. Because to give them to you would be throwing them away.

post #69 of 307
Blue Brothers

It's 3:00 AM, 350 KM to Jasper, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 a bag of ganja, it's dark and were wearing Oakleys. HIT IT !

Stars Wars

A fathers light sabre

Obeone: Now the Powdi is all but extinct, Damp Vollant was seduced by the Dark side of the Pow.

Luke: The Pow?

Obeone: The Pow is what gives the Powdi his power, it's a seduction feild, created by the heavens, it surrounds us, it binds the ski hill together.

Light sabre training

Obeone: Remember a Powdi can feel the Pow flowing through him.

Luje: you mean it can control your actions?

Obeone: Partially, but it also obeys your commands.

Hans: Hokey ski methods and ancient straight skis are no match for a good 8800 at your side.

Luke: You don't beleive in the Pow do you?

Hans: Kid I've skied from one side of this galaxy to the other, ive seen alot of deep stuff, but Ive never seen anything to make me beleive there is one all powefull ski to control everything. There is no mystical Powder controling my destiny, its all simple luck and timing

Obeone: I suggest you try it again Luke, this time let go your concious self and act on instinct.

Luke: With the Pow sheild down I can't even see, how am I supposed to ski

Obeone: Your eyes can deceive you don't trust them........Stretch out with your feelings. See you can do it.

Hans: I call it luck

Obeone: In my experiance theres no such thing as luck

Hans: Look, good against groomed is one thing good against 4 foot deep pow is another.
post #70 of 307

What about Bob

Bob Wiley: Dr. Marvin, I'M SKIING!
Dr. Leo Marvin: That's good, KEEP SKIING, BOB!
post #71 of 307

Chasing Amy

Alyssa Jones: You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should ski together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. I'm not skiing with you because of what family, society, life tried to instill in me from day one. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who is so *fun* to ski with -- it's so rare. My parents didn't really have it. There were no examples set for me in the world of skiing relationships. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me. So I didn't. But then you came along. You, the one least likely. I mean, you were a gaper.

Holden McNeil: Still am.

Alyssa Jones: And while I wanted to ski with you I put a ceiling on that, because you *were* a gaper. Until I remembered why I opened the door to ALL skiers in the first place: to not limit the likelihood of finding that one person who'd complement me so completely. So here we are. I was thorough when I looked for you. And I feel justified riding chairs with you, 'cause I got here on my own terms, and I have no question there was some place I didn't look. And for me that makes all the difference.
post #72 of 307
Originally Posted by eyeski
Full Metal Jacket.
If you ladies leave my mountain, if you survive ski instruction, you will be a ripper. You will be a minister of pow praying for a storm. But until that day you are gapers. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, gaping beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of gaperistic shit. Because I am fast you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am fast but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on gapers, noobies, jongs or beginners. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to ski in my beloved Corps. Do you gapers understand that?
post #73 of 307

The Breakfast Club

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday on the groomers for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us ski on K2 VO Slaloms on a powder day. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a shredder, and a gate basher, and a poser, a gaper, and a hucker. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
post #74 of 307
Pleas post movie titles. I have no idea what some of these quotes are from
post #75 of 307

Full Metal Jacket

Private Joker: Are those... Live Volants?
Private Gomer Pyle: One hundred and seventy centimeter. Full metal top sheet.
post #76 of 307
Full Metal jacket
Sgt. Hartman

The deadliest weapon in the world is a beginner and his skis. It is your killer instinct which must be brought under control if you expect to survive on the mountain. Your ski is only a tool. It is bad technique that mows down other skiers. If your killer instincts are not controlled and subdued you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not turn. You will become dead beginners and then you will be in a world of shyt because skiers are not allowed to die without permission. Do you gapers understand?
post #77 of 307
Spaceballs (unchanged):

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

Braveheart (slightly adjusted):

William Wallace: We'll get skis, long skis . . . twice as long as a man
Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah?
post #78 of 307
Reefer madness:

Opening crawl: The motion picturey ou are about to witness may startle you. It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficently emphasize the frightful toll of the new menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly increasing numbers. Snowboarding.
post #79 of 307
Originally Posted by Lonnie
You left out a bit....

Instructor: Oh. How do you do?
Harald: How do you do, good lady? I am Harold, King of the Instructors.
Ok, I don't read Epic much during the non-winter months, so I'm a little late to the party here. But this is quite possibly the funniest damn thing I have ever read on these forums.
post #80 of 307

Escape from New York

"Tanner? Tanner Hall! We heard you were dead!"
post #81 of 307

The Shining

All work and no skiing makes Ken a dull boy
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post #82 of 307
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Young Frankenstein

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the backcountry to be a success, all of the equipement must be enlarged.
Inga: His skis, his bindings, his DIN, his "gear" vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.
post #83 of 307

Wedding Crashers

"Did you ski pow? Did you ski pow? You powder skiing son of a bitch!"
post #84 of 307
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The Rock

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll ski my best.
John Mason: Ski your "best"! Losers always whine about skiing their best. Winners go home and huck the snow queen.
post #85 of 307
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Dr. Peter Venkman: This ski area is headed for a disaster of Epicski proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "Epicski"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old School, Mr. Mayor, real twister-daffy-backscratcher stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Neon and stretchpants coming down the slopes. Winesack boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of retro. Bumps, jumps...
Winston Zeddemore: Wayne Wong rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Roffe and CB Raiders, Bears and Maggots living together - mass hysteria
post #86 of 307

Raging Bull

Jake Lamotta: Did you ski my powder?

Joey Lamotta: What?

Jake Lamotta: Did you ski my Powder?
post #87 of 307


Ilsa, I'm no good at skiing ice bumps, but it doesn't take much to see that prayers to Uller of three little skiers don't amount to a hill of powder in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand. Now, now.....here's shuushin' with you kid.
post #88 of 307

Caddy Shack

Judge Smails: Do you know what I just saw? A Gaper. Do you know what gapers can do to a Great Mountain?
Groundskeeper Sandy: Aye, Sir. I think they're skating in from the beginners area.
Judge Smails: Czervik, huh. Well, I clip their tickets so fast it'll make their head spin.
post #89 of 307
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting skis carve?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could go straight.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A ski making a turn?
King Arthur: It could be put on edge!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he edges it! It's a simple question of sidecut ratios! A 12 meter radius sidecut cannot carve a 18 meter radius turn.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Harald from the PMTS is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain proper turn radius, a skier needs to angulate 15 degrees for ever meter radius he is wishing to carve, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
post #90 of 307

Support your local Sheriff

Jake: You want me to tell Joe Danby that he's under arrest for Poachin your powder? What're you gonna do after he kills me?
Jason McCullough: Then I'll arrest him for both, poachin my powder and killin ya!
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