My Cousin Vinny

Vinny Gambini: What about these wide skis I got on? You think they're okay? 

Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a gaper. You're skiing along. You get tired. You spot a little green run. You point your little rental skis down to the nice, groomed slope - BAM. A f******' maggot rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks ya, would you give a f*** how wide are the skis the son-of-a-bitch who trashed you was wearing? 

BWPA: Uh... everything that guy just said is bullsh!t... Thank you. 
davluri: Objection. BWPA's entire opening statement is argumentative. 
Nolo: Sustained. BWPA's entire opening statement... with the exception of "thank you"... will be stricken from the record. 

I just restraining myself not to post all of the dialogues from this movie here, each and every one is just a gem which can be twisted million ways but is perfect just as it is. Enjoy

PS for those who was wandering about my previous post - look up the Overlook Hotel shooting location

Animal House

Pinto: I won't go schizo, will I?

Jennings: It's a distinct possibility 

The Princess Bride:

Trekchick: Ski boy, wax my skis! I want to see your face as I zoom past you in the morning.
PhilPug: As you wish.

The Breakfast Club:

John Bender: Skiers fall over all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

From the Green Hornet: 

No need to change the dialog.....

Britt Reid( Bob Barnes): You know what you are. You're a human Swiss army knife. 
Kato(Weems): I don't know what's that mean? 
Britt Reid(Bob Barnes): It's a little things, and you keep pulling out things, and just when you think there couldn't be any more cool things, a new cool thing comes out, and that's you! You are even dressed like one. You should have a little plus on your chest.

The Big Lebowski

F--- it Dude, lets go skiing.

You said it man.Nobody skis with the jesus.

Those skis really tied the room together.

New skis have come to light man!

8 year olds, dude

The ski abides...

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Originally Posted by xcsteve 

The Big Lebowski

 

F--- it Dude, lets go skiing.

 

You said it man.Nobody skis with the jesus.

 

Those skis really tied the room together.

 

New skis have come to light man!

 

8 year olds, dude

 

The ski abides...

 

 

 Shut the F--- Up Donny!

Ed Wood:

Philpug: "No, I'm all man. I even skied the Palisades at Squaw. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my fart bag."

My Cousin Vinny

"Let's see two hundred dollars of you kick my ass.......... I could sure use a good ass kickin"

Silence of the Lambs

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"

"I had a census taker try to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Was she a big fat person?"

"Are you James Gumm?"

Rain Man

"Defiantly not my underwear"

"Kmart sucks"

Caddy Shack

"So the Dalai Lama told me I'll have total consciousness when I die....So I got that going for me"

"Cinderella story this guy comes from no where.......It's in the hole"

The Big Lebowski

"Hey man this is a private residence"

"Shut up Donny, your out of your element"

Midnight Run

"Moron number one, let me talk to Moron number two"

"Your going to have fistaphobia if you don't shut the hell up"

Band of Brothers

"I'm shaking so damn much. I feel like I'm dancing"

Pulp Fiction

"Say what? again, M-- F--" (This should be used in all classroom settings)

They Live

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.....And I'm all out of bubble gum."

(not a movie quote, used when someone falls, You ski over to them and scream as loudly as you can)

"Are you done screwing around with your DIN settings now?"

(other odd quotes)

"Do you know everything you know about that?"

"Everywhere you go, there you are again"

"Do you have any clue where we are? (answer) I don't even have a cl "

"Do you have the car keys?" (use only if you drove)

"Are you F---n me or helping me? Cause your not F---n helping me."

(If someone asks you anything you don't know the answer to. Use one these three standard answers to get them to go away.)

Blue

Three Weeks

Two Feet

you could call to someone on the hill: hey, flock of seagulls, don't be blockin' the traverse now...

or

say WHAT one more time..... (now I can see that line happening) ,  say WHAT one more time and I'll shove you into that avalanche myself, MF

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

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Originally Posted by Philpug 

I really think you are missing the premise of the thread...reread the previous posts. 

 

 What? Nah. I just threw out the quotes my group of idiots use way much on one another as we pass one another on or around the slopes.

 I didn't want to shake the quiet animals cages to hard. It just ain't good brother............  Your a Party Viking here you can get away with multiple murders.

 Ok I'll give it a shot!

Bull Durham

Sierra Jim "No Meat The rose goes in the front"

PhilPug    "Oh!"

Dumb and Dumber

To be used while on a ski trip and in the middle of nowhere

I expected the Rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this.... That John Denvers full of Sh** man

From Independence Day:

Sixteen years ago to this day, something amazing happened. Chairlifts from the United States joined others from around the world and launched the largest ski development in the history of mankind. Skiing. That word meant something very different before this. But we learned that we can't can't be consumed by our petty differences in equipment. We united in our common interest. It seemed like fate that that day happened to be the Opening Day, as once again men were fighting for their stoke. Not from tryanny, oppression, or persecution...but from a lack of snow. They fought for our right to poach lines. To shred the GNAR. They won that day, Opening Day is no longer known as an American holiday, but as the the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night without a few more turns! We will not vanish without a powder day! We're going to live on! We're going to ski!

Alright, we'll give up some greens and blues to the Texans and Aussies... But NOT the Irish

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Originally Posted by Philpug 

Terence Mann: Ray, people will ski Ray. They'll come to Mad River for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up in the parking lot not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at the single chair as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you ski, you'll say. It's only $35 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and trees they lack. And they'll ski Paradise; hit the woods all afternoon. They'll find some glades and fresh track,. And they'll ski bumps and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic powder. The snow will be so deep they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will ski Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been Mad River Glen. America has rolled by like an army of groomers. It has been groomed to cordouroy, tracked up and groomed again. But Mad River Glen has marked the time. This mountain, this single chair: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will ski Ray. People will most definitely ski.

Enjoyed reading this whole thread and this one and MLK are my favorites. I'll have to try some from my favorite movie.

Good Will Hunting

Will: I'm pumped! Let the skiing begin!

...

Sean: Do you have a soul mate?

Will: Define that?

Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.

Will: Yeah, Chuckie.

Sean: [dismissing Will's choice] Chuckie's family; he would dive into an f'in avalanche for you.

...

Sean: People call those imperfections--moguls--but no, that's the good stuff.

...

Sean: Do you have a soul mate?

Will: Define that.

Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.

Will: Sure, I got plenty.

Sean: Well, name them.

Will: (Doug) Coombs, (Shane) McConkey, (C.R.) Johnson, (Sarah) Burke...

Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.

Will: Not to me, they're not.

Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.

Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

...

[Sean reads a note from Will: "Sean, if the Professor calls about that job, just tell him, sorry, I have to go see about a mountain."]

Sean: Son of a bitch... He stole my line.