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post #151 of 307
Thread Starter 

Stripes... yet yet YET again

SSH: You don't say "sir" to me, I'm a moderator, I work for a living.
Epic Supporters: Yes, moderator!
SSH: I didn't hear you!
Epic Supporters: YES, MODERATOR!
SSH: *That's* what I wanna hear.
VolantAddict: Do you think this guy's over-doing it a bit?
post #152 of 307
Thread Starter 
HighwayStar: When I tell you ski, you'll ski fast. When I tell you to huck, you're gonna say, "How high?" And make no mistake. I don't care where you ski, I don't care what you ski, I don't care how big your quiver is, I don't care how many days you get out, 'cause I'm gonna teach every last one of you how to carve, turn, tune, skid, huck, race like a Epicski Skier. Understand?
Finndog: Yes, sir.
post #153 of 307

Continuing with the Stripes theme

Paul Jones: Come on. Let's take Outer Limits.
Trek: No.
Paul Jones: Yes.
Trek: No.
Buckethead: Yes.
Trek: No.
Proskub: Yes.
Trek: No.
Philpug: I'll lead.
Trek: Okay.

Edit: The ":thumbsdown:" was unintended, in the header, please ignore it.
post #154 of 307
Thread Starter 

Young Frankenstein

Frau Blücher: Would the Bear care for some mittens before the first run?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blücher: Some hand varmers... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau Blücher: Goggles?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you! I'm a in a hurry!
Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... ski safe.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: THANK YOU.
post #155 of 307

Princess Bride

UPRacer: A forum?
Heluvaskier: That's right. When I was growing up we had research libraries, now we have forums. And this is a special forum. It was the forum that was once was the vision of AC. And today I'm gonna show it to you.
UPRacer: Has it got any ski information in it?
Heluvaskier: Are you kidding? Alpine, Tele, Snowboards, Instruction, Tuning, Waxing, Coaching, Instruction, Humor, ski getaways & escapes, Instruction, miracles...
UPRacer: Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to pay attention.
Heluvskier: Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
post #156 of 307

Matrix and Shoot 'Em Up


Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle powder dump.
Neo: Skis. Lots of skis.

Trinity: Neo... nobody has ever done this run before.
Neo: That's why it's going to rock.

Neo: I know carving.
Morpheus: [eyeing him, hand on chin] Show me.

Spoon boy: Do not try and flex the ski. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no ski.
Neo: There is no ski?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the ski that flex, it is only yourself.

Morpheus: We don't know who poached first, us or the boarders. But we do know it was us that sloughed the snow. At the time, they were dependent on powder power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the pow.

Shoot 'Em Up

Mr. Hertz: My god. Do we really suck or is this snowboarder really that good?

DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British instructor, and I'm dangerous.

Mr. Hertz: Fats don't ski powder! But they sure help.

Mr. Smith: You want to know the difference between this ski suit and a porcupine?
DQ: I give up.
Mr. Smith: With the suit, the prick's on the inside.

Pawnshop Owner: You wanna buy skis with season passes?
Mr. Smith: It's as good as cash.

Mr. Hertz: [refering to Mr. Smith's techniques] National slalom ski champion at age 10. Recruited by the PMTS. Sound like Trekchick got him and trained him.
post #157 of 307
Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
Dr. Evil: The details of my skiing ability are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving ski instructor from Belgium with low grade carving and a penchant for skidding. My mother was a fifteen year old French tour guide named Chloe with pronated feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the pole plant. Sometimes he would accuse bindings of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only Volant Addict possess and the Trekchick lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in the Poconos, golf lessons. In the spring we'd make ski wax. When I was insolent I was placed in a Thule cargo box and beaten with ski poles- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first pair of goggles. At the age of fourteen a Ski Patroller named Vilma ritualistically scraped my skis. There really is nothing like waxed ski... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
There are some good ones here, but I think you win with this.
post #158 of 307
Bode Miller says to the head US Ski Team coach.......from The Rocky Horror Picture Show......


Then Bode says to Janet..."Damn it, Janet, I Love You!!"
post #159 of 307
"Here's looking at you Kidd"

What the gapers say when they meet Billy at Steamboat.
post #160 of 307
Zoolander -

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good at skiing?

post #161 of 307
Gone With the Wind

: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

- Doesn't need changing at all.
post #162 of 307

skiing and snowboarding

the differince between a skier and a snowboarder is that 50% of the time a snowboarder is on their knees
post #163 of 307
Epic Instructor: Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we think you really suck.
The (ski) Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
post #164 of 307
Oddball: A Volkl can give you a very nice...edge.
post #165 of 307

From Serendipity

Trekchick: You know the Bears really don't post MA on skiers. They only ask one question when a Bear clicks into his bindings: "Does he have passion?".
post #166 of 307

We should have f'in fat skis

Jules: We should have fat skis for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many feet in this chute?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' wind fill?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five feet in there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have ****in' fat skis.
post #167 of 307
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. droppin' chimney in November and droppin' it in March ain't even the same f'in thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no f---in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of droppin' in differs from mine, but, you know, traversin' in and stoppin', and pointin' it straight down the Holiest of chutes, ain't the same f----n' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f----' sport. Look, traversin' and sideslippin don't mean ****.
Vincent: Have you ever traversed into Chimney?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about droppin' Chimney. I'm the Chimney droppin f---in' master.
Vincent: Dropped a lot of 'em?
Jules: **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be stoppin, or sideslippin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you drop National?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: F---k you.
Vincent: You carve National a lot?
Jules: **** you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I tear up National myself
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
post #168 of 307

Ice Station Zebra

From Ice Station Zebra:

Cmdr. Ferraday: It wasn't sealing wax. It wasn't chewing gum. It was epoxy glue. And all of a sudden you know a whole damn lot about skiing.
David Jones: I know how to wreck them, and I know how to lie, steal, kidnap, counterfeit, suborn and ski. That's my job. I do it with great pride.
post #169 of 307
Thread Starter 

The Terminator

Kyle Reese: Listen. And understand. That VO Slalom is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't flex, or twist, or skid. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
post #170 of 307

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Sally Brown: What's the matter, Chuck?
Charlie Brown: Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox.
Sally Brown: What did you expect, a turkey card?
Charlie Brown: No, but maybe some new skis.
post #171 of 307

Can't resist another Peanuts Thanksgiving Quote

Sally Brown: Do you know what they want us to do? They want us to ski with, Arnold Schwartzenagar.
Charlie Brown: Don't you mean Alan Schoenberger?
Sally Brown: I can't be expected to remember that clown's name.

post #172 of 307

Apocalypse Now

Willard (voiceover): Vail... ****; I'm still only in Vail... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in Blue Sky Basin. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the Blue Sky. I'm here a week now... waiting for a snowstorm... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the pow, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.
post #173 of 307
Thread Starter 

Chasing Amy

Volklskier1: Always some PSIA boy gotta invoke the holy Demo Team. Bust this: those lessons are about how the instructor man keep the carving man down, even in a ski area far, far away. Check this $hit: You got cracker carve boy Harald Harb, PMTS poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Weems, the grayest brother in the galaxy, Gaper god!
Philpug: What's a Gaper?
Volklskier1: Shut the hell up! Now... Weems, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the carve and all that good $hit. Then this cracker, Harb, gets his hands on a Super Shape and the boy decides he's gonna run the friggin' ski area; gets a whole clan of posers together. And they go and bust up Weem's hood, the groomers. Now what the hell do you call that?
Philpug: Inter ski technique civil war?
Volklskier1: technique! They gon' drive out the fun to make the galaxy 'safe' for skiers. And PSIA's the most insulting installment! Because Weem's beautiful visage is sullied when he pulls off his goggles to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be PMTS!
Philpug: Well... isn't that true?

[Volkl pulls out his gun, shoots Phil]
post #174 of 307

Apocalypse Now

Martin Sheen as Philpug:

Could we, uh... talk to Mr. Harb?

Dennis Hopper as Trotski:

Hey, man, you don't talk to the Harb. You listen to him. The man's improved my turns. He's a poet-skier in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just ski by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll pass you, and he'll spray snow on you, and he'll say, "do you know that 'ow' is the middle word in powder? If you can keep your skis when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all gapers doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm an intermediate, I'm an intermediate, he's... he's a great skier. I should have been a pair of rusty edges scraping my way across eastern broiler plate......

Marlin Brando as Harold Harb:

I've seen powder... powder that you've skied. But you have no right to call me a gaper. You have a right to follow me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what powder means. Powder. Powder has a face... and you must make a friend of Powder. Powder and gravity are your friends. If they are not then there are slopes to be feared. They are gnarly slopes. I remember when I was with PSIA. Seems a thousand centuries ago... And I thought: My God... the genius of me. The genius.
post #175 of 307

The Departed

Who are you!?

I'm the guy who knows how to ski - you must be the other guy.
post #176 of 307

Wayne's World

Wayne's run, Wayne's run. Powder time. Excellent.

Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "ajongsayswhat".
Noah Vanderhoff: What?
Wayne Campbell: Exactly.
post #177 of 307
Originally Posted by Bravosarah View Post
Wayne's run, Wayne's run. Powder time. Excellent.

Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "ajongsayswhat".
Noah Vanderhoff: What?
Wayne Campbell: Exactly.
I love this!
Great bump!!!
post #178 of 307

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Mike Damone: Look at you: member of PSIA, assistant to the assistant manager of the ski school. I'm tellin' ya, Lonnie, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Jeff Spicoli: What BushwackerinPA was saying was, Hey! You know, we left that East Coast place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?

Mike Damone: I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last winter. You fell in love with that girl at the rental shop, you rented four hundred dollars worth of f-n' snowboards, and you never even talked to her. You don't even know how to ride.

Mike Damone: You are a japer: part jong, and part gaper.

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Garrett?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need is foot of powder, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jeff Spicoli: [skiing and stoned] People on 'ludes should not ski.

[after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car]
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna ****!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna **** or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a ski shop tech, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[entering the lodge]
Jeff Spicoli: No skis, no poles...
Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Jeff Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.

Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are jongs.

Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?
post #179 of 307

History of the World Part I

Inspired by Finndog's thread

Count de Monet: Dooood, you look just like the piss-boy!
King Louis XVI: Nah, I'm one of Finndogs friends
post #180 of 307
Outside the UN building where they're about to assasinate the official. Tony has told Sosa's gunman "No Kids" repeatedly. The gunaman is about to set off the bomb killing the kids too so Tony shoots him in the car.

On the hill:
Your friend has just crashed in a heap on a bump trail and the skis have come off. Ski up and in best Tony Montana accent say:

"I told you NO BUMPS! But you woodent leesen!"
(now throw loose ski towards skier)
"Look aht chyou now, you peece a chit"

Of course one could substitute Steeps, Powder, Cliffs, Jumps etc.
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