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rules of life

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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the "rules of life" really
You only need two tools -- those would be WD-40 and Duct Tape....
If it does not move and should, just use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
Everyone seems normal, until you REALLY get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally . . . Be really nice to your family and friends; you
never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan
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Just because it was created by a friend and fits...

"Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." (z!, aka my friend, Carl Zwanzig)
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