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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/?GT1=7938&GT1=7938

Gee, he was caught because he forgot his GLOVES?????:

MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
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post #2 of 14

Nooooooo Problem! ..

Any Bears of the female "persuasion", who want a free exam now that the "door ta' door" Doc, is otherwise occupied, can still avail themselves of free breast (or any other anatomical features), exams.

Send "Doc Yuki" photos for a free, yes ladies, you heard right, FREE, evaluation of your critical body components.

Please be "discrete" in the transmission description because Mrs. aka Ms. Yuki does scan my e-mail.

PS .... even she doesn't know I'm a docktor.

PPS .... Dr. Yuki always wears gloves while conducting examinations .... sock puppets count as gloves right?
post #3 of 14
Mr. Yuki had better be very careful Mrs. Yuki is close friends with Lorena Bobbit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobbit_worm

Sleep tight tonight Yuki!
post #4 of 14
"Bet my money on a bob tail nag ... somebody bet on da' bay"

Even that name .... "Bobitt" is so appropriate ... even the sea worm ... :
post #5 of 14
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Originally Posted by Yuki
.... Please be "discrete" in the transmission description because Mrs. aka Ms. Yuki does scan my e-mail.

PS .... even she doesn't know I'm a docktor.
Now that is one discrete docktor, even his wife doesn't know his practice.
post #6 of 14

stache ..

Shhhhhhhh! She hasn't even met the sock puppets ...... er .... my "esteemed medical assistants" yet.

post #7 of 14
There is a story--I don't know if it's true, but it's compelling--that the famous Austrian ski racer from the 50's,Toni Spiess , had many women in the Hanover NH area convinced that he had learned an ancient family technique of massaging breasts in a certain way that would make them larger. The story goes they would come to him often for his ministrations.
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I live about 10 miles from Hanover. Could you teach me the "system?"
post #9 of 14
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Yuki: "Claaass, I want you to pay close attention to Mr. Hat, Mmmmkay?"
post #10 of 14
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Originally Posted by T-Square
I live about 10 miles from Hanover. Could you teach me the "system?"
It's probably lost in the ancient back streets of White River Junction, and only being practiced by late night patrons of the Polka Dot Diner.
post #11 of 14
The ancient back streets of White River Junction are still there. And they are still ancient and growing moldier by the day.

Weems, how do you know so much about this place?????:
post #12 of 14
I was a granite headed Big Greener. 1968.

The DOC at Dartmouth was my first ski school.
post #13 of 14
Knew there was something interesting there. Have you been back lately?

I teach at the Lebanon Outing Club to keep my hand in Alpine teaching.
post #14 of 14
Naw, they said that they'd just as soon I passed them by!
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