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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,
Her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not
write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand
What ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to this family."

"OK, dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for
$5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside
plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in
the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be golly! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"