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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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Please....make like a tree and leave.
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Moderator Error!


Bad Call ... Mod in motion!

Well it is the BARKING ... Bears forum. Thematic and appropriate.

Now I didn't say it wasn't the most lame and stupid joke though! :
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