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Subject: The Helicopter Ride

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> Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,
>and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that
> Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride
>is fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
> One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
>"Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might
>never get another chance."
> Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars --and
>fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
> The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a
> I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for
>the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say
>one word, it's fifty dollars."
> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all
>kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil
>tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By
>golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
>I'm impressed!"
> Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said
>something when Esther fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty
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Good one
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You should hear this with a Maine accent. It's priceless.
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