2 years ago I was riding up the Powdermonkey lift at Snowshoe, WV to meet my wife at the top who had a pair of Panties for me to throw in the tree under said lift.
I was riding up to meet her with 2 (male) friends and we spyed a nice jump between trails to try on our run back down. I meet the wife and am awarded said panties at the top. We ski down and go over the jump where I hook an edge in the ruts at the bottom(didn't scout the landing
) and break my collarbone
It's the only skiing injury I've ever suffered and all as a result of my continuing 19 year quest to get in my wifes PANTIES
What is it with women and panties that drives PREVERTS like me to stay with them for 19 years and take them skiing