What about the "Devil's Crotch" in Breck?
Surely it is offensive to atheists and satan worshippers?
In Whistler, there's the Symphony Bowl, and the Harmony Bowl, but no "Haven't got a note in my head Bowl". Is this not offensive to the non-musical among us?
I could take personal offense at "Baldy's Shoulder" in Alta.
Is the run "Lost Maid" in Brighton sexist, by implying that only women get lost (men never admit to it)?
Is "Lower Mary", also Brighton, derogatory of short people called Mary, or is it a request for a lady to get down?
Is "Single Jack" in Park City offensive to unmarried men also known as John?
But then, this is the same resort that has a "Widowmaker" but no "Widowermaker", obviously implying that only married men will die on the run, not single ones, or women.
Don't get me started on Snowbird - "Lazy Susan" (why just pick one woman's name?). "Chip's Run" but no other options on your potatoes, "Silver Fox" but no Red fox, Grey Fox, or me. There's a "Peruvian Cirque", but no other South American country gets a look in.
I say we sue these resorts for being so offensive. It's a disgrace.