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So long Larry…

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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the passing of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last month. Songwriter Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey” died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the casket. First, they put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.
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That was bad .... and I never saw it coming ...
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Death Notice

Energizer Bunny

I Am Saddened To Announce The Passing Of The Energizer Bunny.

On September 11, 1997 , The Energizer Bunny, Known Best For Going And Going And Going, Passed Away.

Upon Completion Of The Autopsy Early This Morning, The Chief Medical Examiner Ruled The The Death Was Caused By Acute Cardiac Arrest, Induced By Sexual Over-stimulation.

Apparently, Someone Put The Battery In Backwards And The "bunny" Kept Coming And Coming And Coming.

Foul Play Has Been Ruled Out.
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Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The grave side was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes--conned by those who buttered him up. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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