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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires
the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around,"
said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady
replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one
you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them. The Saleslady responded,
"It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type
supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts the
fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole