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Jewish Sexual Counseling

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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in
love. However, no matter what the husband does
sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled
to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following
suggestion.. "Hire a strapping young man. While the
two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That
will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It
doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi to the husband,
"let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love
to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with
the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young
man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking, screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly..."You see, you schmuck, THAT'S the way you wave a towel!"
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On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, and said:"Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out ."

She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."
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