To further your gaper lookSize large men's Michelin-Man look coat, light blue just short of baby blue with bright green and red trim. Nylon taffeta exterior. Somewhat conspicuous designer logos (not Izod, sorry).
A perfect complement to your rear-entry boots, this coat is padded enough to sustain multiple spastic sliding slipping crossings of icy bunny hills with gear in hand. NO previous slashes by ski edges, you can be first. Seriously HUGE interior and exterior pockets, you're guaranteed to lose your wallet and 3-4 trail maps at least once in there.
Don't have matching tan or russet corduroy trousers, sorry.
Beer + shipping from 20817. Or donate to EpicSki.
EDIT: reversible, you -can- wear it green side out.