be aware that the knock at the door, on a saturday morning, could be the local police, esp. when a high school photography club from jersey is doing a field-trip to the 'quaint craft village' in which you live, and some of the students decided to ignore your 'no trespassing' signs, and proceeeded to climb over the gate to get a better photo of your choppers, and were deemed, by your rather large and rather playful cat, to be 'stalk and charge' worthy.
kids today.
no senses of humour concerning their petty crimes. worst he'd a done woulda been to lick their faces after swatting them to the ground....