Lets see now:
1) Hot girl who gets a sudden oral urge
2) A terminal, old rich man who says he made a promise to leave his fortune to the last nice skier he rides on the lift with today (and this is the last chair of the day).
3) My Mom (RIP)
Though I dont think all three of these people at the same time would quite work out too well.
Edit: Oh oops, I didnt read the rules. Sorry.
3) P. Mahr