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Uncle Crud body slams Wear the Fox Hat

post #1 of 29
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For years, WTFH has been the number 1 poster here in EpicSki. Sometime in the past few days, Uncle Crud has taken over that top spot (although, admittedly, many of those posts were made under a different nom de plume). It might have something to do with WTFH's new job in a super-secret RF cage somewhere in central Europe...
post #2 of 29
Despite his furious pace of late, I doubt Crud compares to Oh-Vlad-ee, Oh-Vlad-ay, not where posts-per-day are concerned. (Vlad's at 24 per; Crud a mere four.) And in less than three months, his Vladness has already filled the "must have 1,000 posts to qualify" category. Still, when he's "motivated," no one can touch Crudzostrike's "posts-per-minute" totals.

Me, I'm sneaking up on retirement at an even 5K.
post #3 of 29
Crud had some considerable down time last fall and early winter, or he would have easily hit 10,000 by now. As I recall, last spring when I started here at epicski, UC had around 5,300 posts, so in less that a year he's posted at least 3,000 times.

WTFH has really gone silent, whereas he used to maintain an average of over seven posts a day.

Now Vlad is a true prodigy of posting, and though I've spent some huge marathon days on epicski of reading and posting, the consistancy of Vlad's posting rate is mind boggling.
post #4 of 29
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Originally Posted by volantaddict
...the consistancy of Vlad's posting rate is mind boggling.
and, save for a recent disintegration into sad, awkward, jealousy-laden jabs at Mammoth (aimed at Tahoe puffing-up, which is understandable), minimal "padding."

post #5 of 29
Do inane ramblings count as posts? Many of his posts are certainly "keyboard encounters" of the third kind, but are they "posts"?
post #6 of 29
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Originally Posted by Yuki
Do inane ramblings count as posts? Many of his posts are certainly "keyboard encounters" of the third kind, but are they "posts"?
how would I know? I'm just one of the 10,000 chimpanzees he keeps locked in a warehouse with food, water, toilets and a long queue waiting to bang on the keys of a well-protected computer keyboard.
post #7 of 29
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Originally Posted by uncle crud
how would I know? I'm just one of the 10,000 chimpanzees he keeps locked in a warehouse with food, water, toilets and a long queue waiting to bang on the keys of a well-protected computer keyboard.
Well, at least you've got food, water and toilets. When I was a chimpanzee locked in a wharehouse waiting to pound on a keyboard, we didn't have any of that.
post #8 of 29
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Originally Posted by ssh
It might have something to do with WTFH's new job in a super-secret RF cage somewhere in central Europe...
Yeah, WTF IS WTFH these days? He has been conspicuously silent.
post #9 of 29
employed.
post #10 of 29
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Originally Posted by ryan
employed.
What?? Letting a little thing like job performance interfere with his forum activity??? What a loser
post #11 of 29

well...

funny things happen on the way to the forums.
post #12 of 29
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Originally Posted by ryan
Despite his furious pace of late, I doubt Crud compares to Oh-Vlad-ee, Oh-Vlad-ay, not where posts-per-day are concerned. (Vlad's at 24 per; Crud a mere four.) And in less than three months, his Vladness has already filled the "must have 1,000 posts to qualify" category. Still, when he's "motivated," no one can touch Crudzostrike's "posts-per-minute" totals.

Me, I'm sneaking up on retirement at an even 5K.
Gonzostrike vs. Vlad the Impaler. I kind of like that!! LewBob
post #13 of 29
Better and faster than a daily paper.
post #14 of 29
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Originally Posted by LewBob
Gonzostrike vs. Vlad the Impaler. I kind of like that!! LewBob


Who do you think would win a no holds barred "post off" aka grudgematch? http://grudge-match.com/History/lector-dahmer.shtml

That link is in no way representative of individuals and is meant only to illustrate the grudge-match thing. I was going to go with the Kennedy-Yeltsin drinking match but just grabbed this.

Edit: In deference to WTFH I think a three way grudgematch would be better http://grudge-match.com/History/wheelchairs.shtml
post #15 of 29

statistically valid?

To date:

Two out of two lawyers have admitted to being Chimps banging on keyboards.

There are 10,000 of em' too. In one spot.

What are the odds of a document grounded in reality and truth ... that makes any sense at all .... is produced?

I was going to have my milk and cookies and then to bed ....
post #16 of 29
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Originally Posted by FRAU
What?? Letting a little thing like job performance interfere with his forum activity??? What a loser
Click on the this link (www.lastminute.com), go to the UK website, and then click on the tab at the top of the page entitled The boss is watching - look busy .

Those Brits are ingenious. We need to have dchan add a tab like that to the menu below the posting box.
post #17 of 29
to have anything against Chimps here in the US amounts to treason!
post #18 of 29
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Originally Posted by ant
to have anything against Chimps here in the US amounts to treason!
True, ant, and our Chimp can only write one half of War and Peace!
post #19 of 29
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Originally Posted by ssh
For years, WTFH has been the number 1 poster here in EpicSki. Sometime in the past few days, Uncle Crud has taken over that top spot (although, admittedly, many of those posts were made under a different nom de plume). It might have something to do with WTFH's new job in a super-secret RF cage somewhere in central Europe...
At the current pace, give Vald a few more months and He'll de-throne the reigning champ....

L
post #20 of 29
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Originally Posted by viking kaj
Click on the this link (www.lastminute.com), go to the UK website, and then click on the tab at the top of the page entitled The boss is watching - look busy .

Those Brits are ingenious. We need to have dchan add a tab like that to the menu below the posting box.
"Iterate sexy partnerships" I love it!
post #21 of 29
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Originally Posted by viking kaj
Click on the this link (www.lastminute.com), go to the UK website, and then click on the tab at the top of the page entitled The boss is watching - look busy .

Those Brits are ingenious. We need to have dchan add a tab like that to the menu below the posting box.
In the 80's I had a Mac Plus game (Don't remember what it was) that had a menu selection "Quick the boss is coming" that when selected brought up a completely empty spreadsheet. You were supposed to stare at it as if you were planning what to put into it. Then when you clicked anywhere the game resumed.

There's just nothing new under the sun.
post #22 of 29
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Originally Posted by SkiMangoJazz
In the 80's I had a Mac Plus game (Don't remember what it was) that had a menu selection "Quick the boss is coming" that when selected brought up a completely empty spreadsheet. You were supposed to stare at it as if you were planning what to put into it. Then when you clicked anywhere the game resumed.

There's just nothing new under the sun.
I think it was that card game, spades or something? I probably have it downstairs somewhere.
post #23 of 29
Klondike?
post #24 of 29
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Originally Posted by Lonnie
At the current pace, give Vald a few more months and He'll de-throne the reigning champ....

L
Reigning Champ or Reigning Chimp?
post #25 of 29
FRAU doesn't know when to let go.

let go FRAU. let go. please. and leave me alone, please.

I'd say "thanks" in advance but I'm sure you'll continue your pathetic potshots wherever you get the childish chance.
post #26 of 29
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Originally Posted by uncle crud
let go FRAU. let go. please. and leave me alone, please.
ya know, i think he means it.
post #27 of 29
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Originally Posted by uncle crud
FRAU doesn't know when to let go.

let go FRAU. let go. please. and leave me alone, please.

I'd say "thanks" in advance but I'm sure you'll continue your pathetic potshots wherever you get the childish chance.
Uhhhh - excuse me Mr. Hypersensitive --- but wasn't the joke that some people here were chimps banging on keyboards??? Therefore Champ becomes Chimp?

You need to get a life dude.:
post #28 of 29
I think Gonzo and frau need to have an affair and just get it over with.
post #29 of 29
it's dyslexia for sure but everytime i read this thread's title on the main page, i see "Uncle Crud Slams Body Wear."



but please, resume.
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