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How many listmembers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the
light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing
light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in
posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry
and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light
bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb)

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that
we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.


One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with
something unrelated and start it all over again!
post #2 of 7
Post of the Year! LMAO!
post #3 of 7
Originally Posted by SugarCube
Post of the Year! LMAO!
post #4 of 7
I have never done a thing to one of my cats with a light bulb "Mr. Know It All".

While I know that you, having great experience, in the Navy, having been assigned the task of cleaning the headlights on "the boat", I will defer to you in and on all illuminating issues.

Here kitty, kitty!
post #5 of 7

this is definitely getting more interesting

as we move into discussions involving cod pieces, light bulbs and cats...certainly adds a whole new dimension to the world of skiing... just add a saddle and a pair of jumper cables and there is the making of a very intriguing evening...
post #6 of 7
Sounds a little like my post about snowboarders.:
post #7 of 7
Thanks - I needed that! ROFL
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