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This is one that just has to be in the humor section.

I love some of the quotes:

"He stuck the knife in his belly, ma'am, so I thought that was the time to call you," the friend told a 911 dispatcher during a 14-minute call. "And he was bleeding, so I said, `Well, I can't put up with this.'"

At least his friend had a few brain cells firing in the right direction. But don't you think he might have been able to at least try to talk the guy out of sticking a knife into himself?:

And this:

"Taser! Taser!" Cassidy shouted as she sent a two-pronged wire, packing 50,000 volts, at Crouch's chest. What happened next stunned everyone.

A Taser probe pierced the pocket of his khaki shirt -- and ignited the butane lighter inside. Crouch's pocket exploded in flames.

"The subject," recounted Sgt. Al Tolley in a subsequent report, "immediately dropped the knife."

Do you know anyone who would continue to hold on the a knife when his shirt had just exploded?:

Crouch said he had been drinking at the time and didn't remember everything that happened the night before.

I thought that alcohol probably had something to do with it.

The stupidity of mankind will never cease to amuse me.: