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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
and says " Mybody hurts, wherever I touch it. It's agony."
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast,
and screams, then she pushes her elbow, and screams
in even more agony.

She pushes her knee and screams, then she pushes on
her thigh, and more screaming. Pushes her ankle, more
screams, and everywhere she touches, makes her
Doctor says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"
Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
I thought so", the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."