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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
post #2 of 15
Why do people ask "What's up?" Isn't it obvious? I have had Air Force Officers ask me this question. Makes me wonder about their training.
post #3 of 15

The oldest one in the book

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
post #4 of 15
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Originally Posted by JohnH
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Xcellent JohnH
post #5 of 15

how can this happen?

"I have a radio SHOW" .... "I was on a radio SHOW" ....

In my common vernacular, show has always meant to visually display.

or ....

"James Taylor in CONCERT" .... he is a solo act, so who/whom is he in "concert" with?
post #6 of 15
Why do I feel like I just listened to Andy Roonie?
post #7 of 15
And "Where does the white go when the snow metlts????"
post #8 of 15
HJow come if you send something by ship, it's cargo, but if you send it by highway, it's a shipment?
post #9 of 15
[quote=slider]Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Law of supply and demand. You think your thoughts are worth two cents, but a buyer is only willing to pay one cent.
post #10 of 15
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[quote=Mapnut]
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Originally Posted by slider
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Law of supply and demand. You think your thoughts are worth two cents, but a buyer is only willing to pay one cent.


10 dollars if you watch.
15 dollars if you ask questions.
20 dollars if you help.
post #11 of 15
Why (WHY?) is there an "S" in the word "lisp" ???????????????????
post #12 of 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stache
And "Where does the white go when the snow metlts????"
Silly Stache - That's why JC Penney has a White Sale every year.
post #13 of 15
Why do "Sucks" and "Blows" mean the same thing?
post #14 of 15
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Originally Posted by FRAU
Why do "Sucks" and "Blows" mean the same thing?
Please ask your Physician.:
post #15 of 15

help doctor please?

I did ask my doctor.

The doc said ... "I'll explain, but .."

$10 if you watch,

$15 if you ask questions and

$20 if you help!
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