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>It was the first day of school and a new student named
>Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

>The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
>American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give
>me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
>Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
>1775" he said.
>"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by
>the People, for the People, shall not perish from the
>Earth?" Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
>"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
>Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class,
>"Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is
>new to our country, knows more about its history than
>you do."
>She heard a loud wh isper: "F**k the Indians,"Who said
>that?" she demanded.
>Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer,
>At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
>puke." The teacher glares around and asks "All right!,
>who said that?" Again,Chandrashekhar says, "George
>Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck
>this!" Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving
>his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to
>Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You
>little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
>Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his
>voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
>The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
>the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
>we're f**ked!" and Chandrashekhar quietly
>whispered, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."