Originally Posted by Everyone's Favorite PMTS Skier
I beat 'em to the lift, this is what they say? Not one time, every time. It's not even close -- and I been swingin all day. So now what's the excuse? Or, why is it, that you never show up when I'm around?
They talk with fork tongue. Not one of them can back up what they say or make the turn they type about. If PMTS sucks so bad, how come not one of them has ever beat me to the lift, down bumps or in the trees? Never! They all seem to idolize Bob Peters. If PMTS isn't any good, then how come I was right up Bob's wazoo the other day? I was right behind and could have pulled in front any time. I skied harder lines, took way more chances than they did.
See what a bunch of idiots they are? They say it doesn't work, that it's no good. But I'm right there -- or in front -- of all their heroes. I truly am handicapped, just ask Bode. Not only do they talk out the side of their mouth, have one hand behind their back, they constantly contradict themselves. And everyone thinks I'm the nutzo one, the bad guy? Yeah right.
Hey ssh. Why don't you meet me at Vail? You talk a lotta bs, it's personal now. No, it's always been personal. So I'm calling you out. Either show up or shut the fluck up. So ssh. If you don't show up, you're even a bigger wanker than I think. But I'll see you in Aspen next year -- you can take that to the Ute City Bank.
It's still the same. No changes, after all these years. And they're still teaching wedge turns.
Oh yeah go out and buy the books (I did... you're welcome Harald) before you bash it - the system doesn't suck for the most part - just the ungreatful, rude people. But give me a one-on-one on snow...
BTW, hit the WHOLE thread: http://www.realskiers.com/pmtsforum/viewtopic.php?t=891&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start =0
EDIT: Forgot these:
[We will give him the benefit of the doubt for being at the bottom of the hill... but seriously]