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Only in Northern Vermont would this be a possibility!!


The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with Ford, Chevrolet and Dodge for the past 5
years, whereby these auto makers were installing black box voice recorder
in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find that in 42 of the 50 states recorded, the last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit !"

Only in the upstate section of VT, specifically in the Island Pond,
Hardwick, Newport, Lyndonville and Barton areas, were found to be
different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm
gonna try something."
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Hee Hee

The only problem with that joke is there are no SUV's or 4x4 trucks in the NW Kingdom less than 10 years old, let alone 5! Malcom Forbes wasn't far off when he refered to Vermont as a "third world state."
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