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What gender is it.....?

You may not know, but many non-living things have a gender.
For Example:
1) Freezer Bags:
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.
2) Photocopiers:
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
3) Tyres:
Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloons:
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air into.
5) Sponges:
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Pages:
Female, because they are always getting hit on.
7) Railway Stations:
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick
people up.
8) Hourglass:
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer:
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's still handy to have around.
10) Remote control:
Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but
consider this -- They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one.
And, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
post #2 of 4
Interestingly, in French (a language that has no neuter gender) 8/10 of your list is correct... (but for railway station and hourglass)
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Les francais sont sages!
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au contraire, monsiuer weems

hourglasses are female ... behold the form!
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