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post #1 of 17
Thread Starter 
Why are all snowboarders such punks, not mention big babies ?

every time I am around a teenage snowboarder I feel like I should call the "wahbulance"

Oh I am a skier. even my eight year old daughter notices what punks you guys are. LMAO

Just kidding, wanted to get you all riled up.

I never understood the animosity between snowboarders ansd skiers.

HAHAHAHA did I piss yous off?
post #2 of 17
It's the boots. Seriously.

Last weekend, I boarded up until about noon. I was surly, either drunk or stoned (don't know which), couldn't put a rudimentary sentence together that didn't involve "uh", "like", "youknow" or "biatch". I was rude to every skier I saw, couldn't stop or control my board, and always plopped down in the middle of the trail, right in the blind spot of a crest.

But after lunch I cinched in to the ski boots, clicked in, and was kindest, most curteous, "didn't even know he was there" guy you could every care to meet on the slopes.

As a long time skier and brand new boarder, I too don't understand the animosity. It's all about the individual, not the piece of equipment strapped to their feet.
post #3 of 17
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Originally Posted by huckingfellers

I never understood the animosity between snowboarders ansd skiers.
i ride inner tubes.
inner tubers rule so stay off my mountain.
post #4 of 17
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by zerozero
i ride inner tubes.
inner tubers rule so stay off my mountain.
Inner tubes would be one hell of a ride down a 50 degree chute eh ! As long as there are no trees or lift poles to end your journey.

Us skiers DO NOT get along with you innertubers either
post #5 of 17
you got that right take huckingfellers,take that you INNER TUBER.yeah try going down a mogul field in an INNER TUBE>
post #6 of 17
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Originally Posted by huckingfellers
Inner tubes would be one hell of a ride down a 50 degree chute eh ! As long as there are no trees or lift poles to end your journey.
it's a long-gone post here at epic but i hopped on a tube up at kratka ridge here in SoCal many years ago and proceeded to do my damndest to win a Darwin Award, generally awarded posthumously. i thank god for keeping me in the Idiot Runner-Up category.

damn that was stupid.
post #7 of 17
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Originally Posted by ryan
it's a long-gone post here at epic but i hopped on a tube up at kratka ridge here in SoCal many years ago and proceeded to do my damndest to win a Darwin Award, generally awarded posthumously. i thank god for keeping me in the Idiot Runner-Up category.

damn that was stupid.
I was riding the lift last week and saw a couple of snow maker guys walking down the hill holding the straps to a large pad (used for protecting lift towers and snow gun towers from being dented by skiers and boarders). As I was watching, I thought, "that'd be pretty funny if they tried to ride it down the hill". By the way, this is a black diamond (by east coast standards) bump run. Just as I was thinking that, one of them decided to hop on, and the other let it go. Moron #1 came about 6" from becoming the latest entry in the Darwin Awards. As he came to a stop between some trees and a 24" diameter snow gun tower, he got smart and decided to get off and walk the rest of the way down.

As the Bass Ale guys say. Brillllliant!!!
post #8 of 17
And what's up with those damn free-heeling, three-pinning, knee-dipping telemarketers? A bunch of season pass holders to Brokeback Mountain if you ask me!
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stop, drop and roll

You know, I just made that up, but I like it. I think I'll use that as my new PC phrase for "alternate lifestylers".... Season pass holders to Brokeback Mountain......
post #9 of 17

Danger Will Robinson.
post #10 of 17
I've had enough! From now on I will be sporting snowblades: !
post #11 of 17
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by JohnH
And what's up with those damn free-heeling, three-pinning, knee-dipping telemarketers? A bunch of season pass holders to Brokeback Mountain if you ask me!
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stop, drop and roll

You know, I just made that up, but I like it. I think I'll use that as my new PC phrase for "alternate lifestylers".... Season pass holders to Brokeback Mountain......
LOL that is funny shit. My wife is laughing her head off Way to work on the fly, LOL
Telemarketers ? or Telemarkers or you making 2 funnies in one ?
post #12 of 17
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by JohnH
I was riding the lift last week and saw a couple of snow maker guys walking down the hill holding the straps to a large pad (used for protecting lift towers and snow gun towers from being dented by skiers and boarders). As I was watching, I thought, "that'd be pretty funny if they tried to ride it down the hill". By the way, this is a black diamond (by east coast standards) bump run. Just as I was thinking that, one of them decided to hop on, and the other let it go. Moron #1 came about 6" from becoming the latest entry in the Darwin Awards. As he came to a stop between some trees and a 24" diameter snow gun tower, he got smart and decided to get off and walk the rest of the way down.

As the Bass Ale guys say. Brillllliant!!!
WoW ! What a dumb ass. : That would of hurt a bit I think. Probably would of walked out of the hospital a few inches shorter. That's if he could still walk. Or even still alive. On a bump run to. Man he is really dumb or has a huge set titanium stones dangling.
post #13 of 17

biyatches

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Originally Posted by Atown313
I've had enough! From now on I will be sporting snowblades: !
You mean fruit boots don't you?
post #14 of 17
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Originally Posted by huckingfellers
or you making 2 funnies in one ?
Affirmative!

Slider - Love It!
post #15 of 17

Skiers/Tubers/Boarders

The dumbest tube event I ever saw. A big Tube/raft actually with 5 cops in it at the California Police Olympics/Northstar at Tahoe going down hill and ran into a parked snow cat at the/beside the Lodge. Injuries yep, bruised large egos yep, dumb yep TICKETS none damn it.
post #16 of 17
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Originally Posted by JohnH

As the Bass Ale guys say. Brillllliant!!!

IT GUINESS DAMMIT!!!!!!
post #17 of 17
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Originally Posted by SirMack
IT GUINESS DAMMIT!!!!!!
mea culpa
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