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One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK



One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO



One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY



One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON



One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES



Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA



Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY



One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE



One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS



Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA



One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS



And, of course Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA
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No hands on wheel, both feet on brake, hasn't moved in 20 minutes. One hand holding cell phone the other hand reading paper (male) or putting on makeup (female): Washington DC
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Originally Posted by JohnH
No hands on wheel, both feet on brake, hasn't moved in 20 minutes. One hand holding cell phone the other hand reading paper (male) or putting on makeup (female): Washington DC
John -- you have to learn to put the transmission in neutral and set the parking brake. I agree with the rest. I so do not miss living there.
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The D.C. driving is no lie. I had a car with a manual transmission. Once going to work it took 4 hours to get there. My left leg was vibrating from holding the clutch in by the time I got there.
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A floor mat scrunched up UNDER the gas pedal and the steering wheel locked into the left (passing) lane - Toronto, Ontario Canada.

Car set to automatically floor it between corners and crawl around anything remotely resembling a curve - Saskatchewan drivers in BC.
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Originally Posted by KevinF
I so do not miss living there.
And yet, you traded it for that easy Boston traffic? I used to go to Reading, MA for business. It's not much better up there.
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