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Australian Joke...

post #1 of 6
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Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
post #2 of 6
SirMack, as an Oztralian with no sense of humour I found that mildly offensive. Your knowledge of geography and the affinity of the natives to sheep is slightly amiss. I think you will find that the sheep jokes all belong to New Zealand.
post #3 of 6
Yes but that was actually a Pig Joke.
post #4 of 6
I laughed, please excuse my rudeness!
post #5 of 6

The Pig Version

A woman walked into a bar with a duck under her arm. A drunk asks "Where'd you get the pig?"

The woman replies scornfully that "it's a duck!"

The drunk says "I was talking to the duck!"
post #6 of 6
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I don't write 'em...I just pass 'em along
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